Entertainment jokes

  • Dolly Parton
    Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage? It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast.
  • Mimes
    What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
  • Princess Diana's Dandruff
    How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
  • Another Dumb Blonde
    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when…
  • Cool Breeze's advice
    What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish? ''Watch for the Hook.''
  • Madonna and a Convertible
    What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible? A top that comes down easily!
  • Tupac and Biggie - I'll Be Missing You
    Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven? They both got Faith!
  • Mickey, Minnie and Goofy
    One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey sucks” written in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realizedthe…
  • Replacing Vanna
    Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White? A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
  • Elvis Presley Knock Knock Joke
    Knock knock? Who's there? Wurlitzer. Wurlitzer who? Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...
  • Blonde Radio
    A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
  • Star Trek: Riker's Death
    Why did Riker die in the battle? Picard ordered to fire at Will.
  • Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal
    What is the difference between Meg Ryan and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
  • Hollywood's Motto
    You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
  • Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk's Ears
    Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
  • NSync on Survivor?
    Why wouldn't the members of N'Sync join the cast of Survivor? Because they know the one kicked off ''Is Gonna Be Me.'''
  • Guitar-Playing Lightbulb
    Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, “I can do that.”
  • Duct Tape: A George Lucas Production
    Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common? Q: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
  • Musicians and Lightbulbs
    Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, two, one, two, three, four!
  • Spice Girls...Toaster
    What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster? Pop Tarts.
  • Tupac Shakur
    What is Tupac spelled backwards? Caput!
  • Ron Howard's New Movie
    Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands? It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.''
  • Superman and Batman
    Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
  • Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi
    What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common? They both come with plastic jugs
  • Hannibal L's Snack
    What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? Mmm...pop-tarts
  • Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce
    --That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. --Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. --Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. --Sure, he talks and…
  • Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears...
    Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke? A. Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".
  • N'SYNC's Clever Name
    Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC? Cause they all get their periods at the same time
  • Knock knock... Britney Spears
    Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock knock Who's there? Oops I did it again!
  • Knock knockers
    Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Britney spears my eyes with her brand new pointed titties.
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