Medical jokes → Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is
bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in
today’s society…
DIRECTRA — a dose
of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop
and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA — Men
given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household
repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men
taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -
especially cleaning up spills and “little” accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA — In
clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their
wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing
new clothing.
BUYAGRA — Married
and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry
and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: Whether the drug
can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store’s return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA — Has
the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S.
presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA —
This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and
actually converse with other family members.
FLATULAGRA — This
complex drug converts men’s noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus:
Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.
FLYAGRA — This drug
has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially
useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA — About to
fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig
into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test
subjects into “special prosecutors.”
LIAGRA — This drug
causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be
available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.
