Medical jokes → Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
��� Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who
they like to operate on.
��� The first surgeon said, “I like operating on
librarians.� When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order”.
��� The second surgeon said, “I like operating
on accountants.� When you open them up everything is in numerical order”.
��� The third surgeon said, "I like operating on
electricians.� When you open them up everything is color coded.
��� The fourth surgeon said, “I like operating
on lawyers”.
��� The other three surgeons looked at each other in
disbelief.� One of them asked why.
��� The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they
are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable”.