The funniest jokes on the net

If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own beer!

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack Not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back. The Skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care, With hopes that St. Nichol…

You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a used hat!

You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!

You might be a redneck if you smoke hams after sex.

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

You know you're a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth!

You know you're a redneck if you think a seven-course meal is KFC and a sixpack.

Q: What is a double-wide salad? A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece? He married her!

You might be a redneck if you use your ironing board as a buffet table.

What's the state flower of West Virginia? A satellite dish.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!

You might be a redneck if you only need another holepunch to get your freebie at the House of Tattoos!

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumb…

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of your truck changes with the amount of gas you have in it!

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something from your fridge!

You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church!

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws!

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ''out of your league'' bowls on a different night!

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of ''Most Admired People!''

You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is an Italian airline!

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean!

You might be a redneck if anyone in your family died right after saying, ''Hey, y'all watch this!''

You might be a redneck if you have more than one brother named Darryl!

You might be a redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a mafia boss!

You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!