The funniest jokes on the net

    This is from a contest on
Long Island. The requirements were to use the words “Lewinsky” and “Kaczynski” in a limerick.
Here are the three winners:

    Entry #1:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky ’Twas “Hail to the Chief”

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

    Entry #2:

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

“We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.”

    Entry #3:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown.