Uncategorised jokes → This guy decides to have a costume party. He invites
This guy decides to have a costume party. He invites all of his friends and neighbors and tells them that they must come to his party in a costume that represents an emotion.
So the big day comes, and one of his friends shows up in a green body suit, with the letters N & V on his chest. The host asks him, what emotion he`s supposed to be and he replies “I`m green with envy”.
The next guest to show up is a beautiful woman. She`s wearing nothing but a pink feather boa around her private areas. The host asks her what she is supposed to represent and she replies “I`m tickled pink”.
Next, his two Jamaican neighbors knock at the door. He opens the door to find one of them standing there with his dick in a bowl of pudding. The other one is completey naked, excpet for the fact that he has his penis shoved into a pear.
“Jesus Christ!” yells the host, “you two are going to get arrested for going around like that. What in the hell are you supposed to be dressed as?”
The first Jamaican replies (in Jamaican accent)" I`m f@#king disgusted. He`s come in despair."
