Found 11 results for Germany+ jokes
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Here are some of the classic questions that were asked (Uncategorised jokes)
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have ne…
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FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD! -------------- (Uncategorised jokes)
FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!
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Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world.
In a Tokyo Hotel…
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Colemanballs: And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 (Uncategorised jokes)
Colemanballs:
And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman)
"Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" (Howard Wilkinson)
Its a…
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Lost with Translation (Business jokes)
The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to extend the ads to Mexico. Unfortunately, the Spanish translation was "Are you lactating?"
Elec…
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Dumb Crooks Roundup (Animals jokes)
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY
A repeat offender got a
life sentence for a small-time shoplifting caper in Jupiter, Florida. The man stole $49.73
worth of boxer shorts…
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Big Family (Children jokes)
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Coll…
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Kofi Annan�s New Year's UN Resolutions (Uncategorised jokes)
Be brave -- ask US for more money.
Salt and pepper beard more.
Apply for US citizenship.
Lose weight -- no more delicious McDonald's cultural hegemony!
Bad-mouth US in front of Middle Eastern …
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The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ... (Bush jokes)
This week, the Bush administration finally released the official start-date of the U.S. war in Iraq, giving the United Nations a March 17th deadline by which to disband, or face total annihilation. A…
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Penis Study Several years ago the United States (Uncategorised jokes)
Penis Study
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over $180,000.00. The results of…
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Amputee Escaping (Whatever jokes)
During WWII a fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad so he the German doctor amputated his arm. He had a request that they would drop his arm…
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Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands (Uncategorised jokes)
By
Gerhard Reinke
IRELAND
�Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?�
FRANCE
�Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren�t …
