Found 8 results for USA+ jokes

  • Here are some of the classic questions that were asked (Uncategorised jokes)
    Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have ne…
  • George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the (Uncategorised jokes)
    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is yo…
  • NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the (Uncategorised jokes)
    NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves and, by …
  • Surfing USA (Sexuality jokes)
    Yo mama is so fat, after your parents have sex, your dad has to hit her in the belly to ride the waves out.
  • Out Of College (College jokes)
    You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your potted plants stay alive. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. You have to pay your own cr…
  • Dear God (Religion jokes)
    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to G…
  • Lost with Translation (Business jokes)
    The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to extend the ads to Mexico. Unfortunately, the Spanish translation was "Are you lactating?" Elec…
  • Intelligent Quotes (Uncategorised jokes)
    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,…