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I got her a Jaguar and a diamond ring.'' The second guy says, ''Why did you get her he diamond ring, too?'' The first guys says, ''I got her the ri

notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that neckl … home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracel

t too cute. 5. This diamond is way too big! 4. I won't even put my lips on that

where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband

coal up there and have a diamond in a week!

ing band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our e

where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband

d your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.

ot one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained co

ing band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our e

id, ''I bought my wife a diamond ring and a house so, if she didnt like the ring, she'd st

, my husband bought me a diamond ring." The second lady says, "Well, isn't that nice." T

She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high heels. At one time she seemed very

bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, i

"Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".