Found 142 results for reason jokes
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A little something for everyone...... TOP TEN (Uncategorised jokes)
eryone......
TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1. You can get arrested for growing pla … a challenge.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN
1. You get to speak three languages, … untry, is it?
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
1. When spea
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MICROSOFT AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY At a recent (Uncategorised jokes)
teristics.
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day
2. Every ti … ie on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull over to the side of the road, … could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
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Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked 10. No one ever (Uncategorised jokes)
Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
10. No one ever steals your chair. … rum roll) the Number One reason to go to work naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling "I
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Penis Study Several years ago the United States (Uncategorised jokes)
study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to … inal conclusion that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to p
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Penis's Demands (Uncategorised jokes)
raise for the following reasons:
- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths
… denied for the
following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row
- does not answer
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GCSE Examination Paper. SEXISM STUDIES Time allowed (Uncategorised jokes)
one or two facts you are reasonably sure of
into the answers to every question. At 4.30 e … it. Outline some of the reasons why this is so, and explain why all
feminists are fat
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Man Quiz -- Are You Trained? (Sexuality jokes)
our opinion, is
the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites … know that, for business reasons, you have to
have him killed.
What about hugging a
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Love Letters Wife/Husband (Uncategorised jokes)
confused. Here are the reasons you did not get more than you did.
1 C … imes
The reason I lay still, was because you missed me and were screwing t
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Penis Requests a Raise (Business jokes)
salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge h … equest for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on th
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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Nova Scotia (Foreign jokes)
d mammal
7. You are the reason Anne Murray makes money
8. You can pretend you have Scott
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Philosophy of Sex "I believe that sex is one of the (Uncategorised jokes)
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
-- … oseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
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Material Safety Data Sheet (Men And Women jokes)
nothing, freezes without reason.Melts when given special treatment.Bitter if incorrectly u … warning for no apparent reason.Insoluble in water, but activity greatly increased with al
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The Penis Study (Uncategorised jokes)
they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man mor … they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Romania,
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Making the most of your IT department 1. When IT (Uncategorised jokes)
puter question. The only reason why we drink water or smoke at all is to ferret out all th … r into the cosmos for no reason.
14. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries,
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We're Studying Hard (Sexuality jokes)
udy concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was t … hey concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to
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Top 10 Ways to Insult The Elderly (Whatever jokes)
Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you pu …
6: Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to
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Microsoft in Detroit? (Technology jokes)
ie on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept
this, restart and drive on.
… engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one
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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce (Entertainment jokes)
rectum.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . .
--Sick of dating a
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Translating Male Phrases (Men And Women jokes)
ket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "I sure hope I thin of some reasons pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It di
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One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons (Animals jokes)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:� To get to the other side.
PLATO:� For the greater good of man.
ARISTOTLE:� It is the nature of chickens to cross
roads.
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